Fart Patrol

Fart Patrol is a comedic single released on April Fools Day of 2021.

Information
Fart Patrol is a comedic single released on April Fools Day of 2021, warning of the dangers of the dreaded Fart Patrol. The song is sung by Rabbit, The Spine, and Zero, having to be recorded remotely due to the COVID-19 Pandemic. Each of them has a verse before The Spine interrupts to question whether or not this song will at all benefit their career as musicians, Rabbit responding saying that she doesn't really know but they might as well keep going since they're doing it anyway. Spine then questions who would wanna listen to the song, before Zero responds calling out the listener, leading to an ominous pause before continuing the song.

Performance Bit
Due to COVID-19 restrictions on shows, we haven't seen what the performance bit for Fart Patrol will look like. This section will be updated as soon as said performance bit is shown.

Lyrics
Uh oh Fart Patrol Comin' to getcha now Uh oh, Fart Patrol Comin' to getcha, and how Rabbit
 * If you feel a fart a-coming, better squeeze them cheeks

Less you rip one into the air Their fart copter's coming, gonna take you away To their secret Fart Patrol lair
 * The Spine

If you're tootin', you better be scootin' 'Cause all that butt fluting's gonna clear the space
 * Zero

The Fart Patrol is just doing their duty Before your doodie tooties get all over the place
 * Chorus:

Uh-oh, Fart Patrol coming to get you now Uh-oh, Fart Patrol coming to get you, and how


 * Rabbit

When the clock is a-ticking and the sun's going down But you're hoping for a toot (Toot, toot) Bang, crash from the wall, here's the Fart Patrol With the cans of a musical fruit (Fruit)
 * The Spine

Now you're chowin' down hoping for some bean sounds Hey, I think I heard a fart (Fart)
 * Zero

Fart Patrol, come get a high five 'Cause the chorus is about to start
 * (Chorus)


 * "(Interlude)"
 * The Spine

W-w-w-wait, hold on Does the Fart Patrol come after you if you fart or if you don't fart?
 * Rabbit

Spine, it's j-j-j-j-just a song, you're overthinking it
 * Zero

Yeah, The Spine Wait. Why did we write this song?
 * The Spine

I dunno. Is this song really gonna help our careers
 * Rabbit

Iunno, but we're doing it.
 * The Spine

Nobody's gonna wanna listen to this!
 * Zero

Well that's the thing The Spine, they're already listening to it. Right Now.


 * "(Chorus)"


 * "(Post-Chorus)"
 * Rabbit

Uh-oh, Fart Patrol, kiss me on the mouth Uh-oh, Fart Patrol, can I live without? Uh-oh, Fart Patrol, I am smitten with your love Uh-oh, Fart Patrol, you were sent from heaven above


 * "(Chorus)"

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